Brown Monday, Valentine’s Lies & The Rise of Johnny Party
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Valentine’s Day is looming, and The Rizzuto Show is here to help you emotionally prepare… or completely spiral. In this episode, the crew celebrates Brown Monday (a holiday nobody asked for), debates whether pizza and chocolate can legally coexist, and breaks down which states are actually romantic versus which ones are just aggressively Googling affair websites.
This funny podcast dives deep into romance statistics, revealing that love letters are somehow back in style (unless they’re secretly written by AI), while cheating searches spike right before Valentine’s Day. Missouri lands safely in the middle of the pack, Colorado crowns itself king of infidelity, and New Hampshire quietly does crimes in the woods.
Things escalate fast as the crew reads the most unhinged cheating excuses ever recorded, including “I forgot to break up with you,” “I teleported there,” and the unforgettable defense: “She looked like your Bitmoji.” Psychologists weigh in, egos crumble, and somehow Johnny Party enters the conversation — a legendary alter ego with a party name, a bar persona, and a questionable résumé.
The episode also tackles modern Valentine’s pressure: skipping town as a gift, practical presents, buying gifts for yourself, and how to survive the holiday if you’re single, divorced, or just emotionally tired. Whether you’re celebrating with roses, edibles, or a Lord of the Rings extended marathon, this funny podcast proves romance isn’t dead — it’s just deeply confused and possibly lying to you.
Laugh, cringe, and feel slightly better about your own life choices with another chaotic, honest, and unapologetically unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast that treats Valentine’s Day like the emotional obstacle course it truly is.
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