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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Live from the ACM Performance Lab in Oklahoma City, Greg mentions Mickey Mantle, Margaret Atwood and Marquis de Lafayette.

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The ACM Performance Lab located here in the Garthbrook district of Oklahoma City.

1:06.2

It's a very, very big special occasion here in Oklahoma because Garthbrook's, as you know,

1:12.6

150 years ago, a warm wind swept across Oklahoma. With that purging wind, the genus

1:20.3

started to start to start. The Indian began and finally white people could find themselves,

1:24.3

where they needed to be. Pulling dinosaurs out of the ground from ancient Aeons past and eating

1:30.8

steaks the size of a truck tire. During the colon cancer and making sure that all the women

1:37.5

fall in line and are their cheerleaders or prostitutes. And that was when Oklahoma was born.

1:43.2

A land rush started. People were given wagons. A gun went off and all of them went the other direction

1:48.9

until they were forced to come to Oklahoma. The unwilling land rush is what they called it.

1:57.4

Out of the bubbling crude of the ground, out of the countless, countless millennia,

2:02.6

where nature had forged bones into petroleum, sprang a man wearing a shirt, a giant black cowboy hat,

2:11.8

and a blouse that was one color on one side and one color on the other.

2:16.3

On his face, a tiny Janet Jackson microphone.

2:23.1

He sang music for the simple folk of America for the people who like to follow along by tapping

2:29.5

their feet because they can't keep time. Like NASCAR, you never knew how it was going to end,

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