Why do people listen?

Maybe they're a big Fred fans.

Whatever your reason, thanks for tuning into Toucher and Rich on 985 The Sports Hub.

There's someone on rollers skates.

There's a rabbit on my driveway.

That's, I don't know what you're on all of it, but it's a sit-in-air.

Everyone's angry and broke line.

Everyone's feeling stressed.

We're the people there are surly, and the average age is dead.

What is that?

The most fine new reason just to moan and bitch and why.

Mary the man taking a poop

Because everyone's angry in Brooklyn

I have a turkey

It came into my house and it's sitting in my kitchen

That is it

The worst place on the planet is Brooklyn, Massachusetts

The residents treat the police department as a concierge.

These are real calls to Brookline 911.

Now, Fred, I do want to start off with a little left turn from our regular Brookline calls.

And that is because, you know, there's been people who've contacted us and said,

there's some other towns around the area that have an unbelievable 911 calls.

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