How do you deliver bad news to someone that you really care about?

Oh man, gently, I guess.

If you're Alexis, you shrink down, apologize profusely, and then run away before they ever make eye contact with you.

Exactly.

Or over Texas preferred.

Yeah.

If you can get it out.

But you know what?

That strategy isn't going to work today. No. Because what we need is a. Yeah. If you can get it out. But you know what? That strategy isn't going to work today.

No.

Because what we need is a fearless, fire breathing monster with a delicate feminine touch and glasses so big she can see the reflection of your soul in them before she sucks it out of your body

and laughs directly in your face.

You know me so well, Josh.

I mean, maybe overselling it just a little bit,

but this is a segment that could go down

as this year's most explosive confrontation

that will have all year long.

It's a brand new edition of Brooke breaks you up.

I do not enjoy this. I don't.

Fear the monster coming up right after this.

Hey, Brooke.

Can you break us up?

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