You're going to go. And the So, So, Good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the All American Savage Show podcast.

I am your host John Burke.

It is Monday.

We are alive, we're breathing, we got air in our lungs.

It's a good day today.

I'm glad I'm spending it with you. Actually, that's a lie. I'd rather be at home, asleep, having sex, doing something else, anything but you, you fuckers. Oh my God, you take so much out of me. I'm totally kidding. I am kidding.

Good morning y'all. I hope you had a great weekend. Thanks for being here with me today on Monday.

Josh is out of the studio today. He's taking care of some personal business, so you got yours truly.

Just me.

I hope that's enough for you.

I fail so many people in my life.

I hope I don't fail you.

My parents already don't talk to me.

I just loveless relationships.

You just, no, I'm totally kidding. Man, this started like really like a sympathy

podcast. I apologize. I got to be more upbeat for a Monday. Oh my God, no great weekend. Great weekend this weekend just a lot of time decorating for fall. That's right. Yeah, I'm a basic bro bitch. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I spent some time in Hobby Lobby this weekend and did some shopping for fall so I could decorate the house, put some pumpkins out.

Yeah, that's right. I'm domesticated as fuck now. That's just the way it works, you know?

I'm not ashamed. I even strolled through those illustrious golden aisles of basic bitches with a pumpkin spice latte in my hand.

I'm not ashamed to admit this folks.

I'm comfortable in my sexuality.

It's perfectly fine to accept the fact that it's, you know, here's the deal with most guys they will not

admit it's fun to like make your house look good because dudes by and large

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