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🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | After a magical visit to the kingdom of caring, there's been a spooky mashup in Happy Meal, |
| 0:05.1 | and the Care Bears are all jumbled up. Join the Care Bears on their most spell-binding adventure yet. |
| 0:10.1 | Some fun, some food, it's all inside this Happy Meal. |
| 0:14.2 | Until 4th of November from 11am, includes one pre-selected book or toy, |
| 0:17.2 | while stocks last. Subject to availability, fair ordering policy applies. |
| 0:38.2 | You, Audela. Yeah, Yeah. They want to know. Hey. Mia. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Come on. Hey. I want to be famous. Welcome to Who Weekly, the podcast where you'll learn everything you need to know about the celebrities you don't. I'm Bobby Finger. I'm Lindsay Weber. |
| 0:40.2 | And here's a tweet from World of Real. |
| 0:42.1 | That went viral for the wrong reasons. |
| 0:42.8 | Again, click. |
| 0:49.4 | Dakota Johnson is set to direct A Tree is Blue starring all caps Charlie XX and all caps Jessica. |
| 0:50.7 | Hyphen. |
| 0:52.3 | Production begins next month. |
| 0:55.4 | This went viral for several reasons, one of them being because Charlie X-E-X is in a movie, but mainly because it credited someone as Jessica. |
| 1:00.9 | So I saw a tweet that said, from the bottom of my heart, who the fuck is Jessica that has 41,000 |
| 1:05.2 | likes? I found myself wondering, who the fuck is Jessica? So I actually clicked the link in the |
| 1:10.0 | tweet and found out that the Jessica is Jessica so I actually click the link in the tweet and found out that |
| 1:11.3 | the Jessica is Jessica Alba oh she can have Jessica she can have Jessica that's okay |
| 1:16.9 | she can have Jessica I didn't know that it was her but she can have Jessica if she wants |
| 1:21.7 | Jessica she can have Jessica she can have Jessica it's not a random Jessica I was like oh |
| 1:25.7 | boy we got to do research who is this Jessica I should figure this out but it's just Alba I mean Jessica Alba's not a random Jessica. I was like, oh, boy, we got to do research. Who is this Jessica? I should figure this out. But it's just Alba. I mean, Jessica Alba is not mononymous. Who do you think the most famous Jessica is on famous birthdays.com not to bring it up? Wait, oh, you actually mean that. It's not Jessica Simpson. I, uh, Jessica. I have to say I'm absolutely shocked. Number one, I don't know, but number one I don't know, but number two I do. Let me guess. It's a 12-year-old YouTuber named Jessica Smith. The first most famous Jessica is a 28-year-old TikToker named Jessica Kaylee with two E's. But the second most famous Jessica is Jessica Alba. So for all intents and purposes, she's Jessica. The other famous Jessica's in terms of Jessica's we would know, Alba at number two, and then it's a lot of like TikTokers. Jessica Simpson number five. Jessica Capshaw, you don't count. Jessica Lang at number seven. Jessica Chastain at number nine. And then Jessica Beal at number 11. Okay, my Jessica is Jessica Chastain. Me too. If I were to see Jessica All Caps, I'd be like Chastain? Yeah, it might have to be chastain. Well, even though I wasn't, but I would. I should. We should. And then Jessica Mawboy down at number 15. Okay, love her. |
| 2:35.5 | Your favorite Eurovision singer, yeah. |
| 2:37.0 | My favorite Eurovision singer. |
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