Brighton beat Arsenal, Man City march on, Southampton go down

Tifo Football Podcast

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Football, Soccer,, Sports, Soccer

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Joe Devine, Jon Mackenzie, JJ Bull and Seb Stafford-Bloor are here to talk about some football. Arsenal’s title challenge is basically over after their home defeat to Brighton, with the Seagulls multi-faceted players impressing yet again. Man City won their 11th straight game in the league against Everton as they look set to win the title again. But how long will their dominance last? Southampton are down and we pick at the carcass of their squad and decide which bits are the choice cuts for other Premier League clubs to feast on. Sergio Busquets will be leaving Barcelona at the end of the season. We discuss if he is an era defining player or a weaselly master of the dark arts, or both? There is also some serious debate about the apparent flaws in key plot points in Lord of the Rings. This episode of the Tifo football podcast is presented by Joe Devine and produced by Steve Hankey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the TFO Football Podcast. I'm Joe Devine and I'm delighted to be joined
0:12.8	today by Jonathan Dog McKenzie.
0:15.3	No, no. It is JJ Ball the Bullard. Hello there, right?
0:23.6	And look who it is, a special guest, a special milky treat for all of us here, Brits.
0:28.5	You can see it's a real-life German. It's our Gordon Targ has Stafford Blovey Gates.
0:33.6	Yeah, me Gates is good. Yes, they are.
0:36.1	Silky, smooth, silver Gates here to talk about football today with us in the gang. Brighton
0:41.6	of course, beating Arsenal, is it funny? It is funny, but is it really funny? We'll find
0:46.6	out later. It is funny. Now, will Man City win the league every year
0:50.2	until Guadilla leaves? I don't know, but again, we'll probably find out for sure here
0:55.5	today, but we will find out what JJ Ball thinks about that. And what else? Some really
1:01.6	quite graphic analogies between Southampton's relegation years and carving up of dead animals.
1:05.7	Okay, there was a discussion of dead animals, the innards of an animal body. I thought
1:11.2	it was mostly a person you were talking about. Was it a person? How I felt.
1:14.4	Were there people in there? Well, no, all of the animals are. You're mostly talking
1:17.6	about a person. I think I said animal a couple of times. I don't think you said anything
1:21.1	and I think I said animal without really meaning it. Yeah, we're all animals. The animals
1:25.2	have gallbladders. Do they? Pretty sure. Humans have gallbladders and they are animals.
1:30.9	Yeah, I mean, we're all, I think mammals have gallbladders. Does a leopard have a gallbladder?
1:35.2	Does a leopard have a gallbladder, Steve? He'll tell us before we do the gallbladder. He does
1:41.4	nothing. He just eats prejudices. He produces it sort of acids to help reduce the
1:46.4	bile. It produces bile to help the digestive system. And these things actually did digest.
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