Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk Podcast, where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

Thanks for tuning in tonight.

You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.

I appreciate that.

Coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California, every Sunday and Tuesday, 5 p.m. Pacific, I'm your host, Brian Atlas. I guess Kiki's here. Kiki's here, yep.

She's a bit shy. A few quick announcements before the show begins. You guys have heard it 100 times.

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I'm a little sick tonight, guys, so, and I, for some reason, my Dropbox fucked up, lost all my notes.

So it's going to be a scuff stream.

Sorry, we're starting late.

We had people 50 minutes late, so it is what it is.

Without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves, so please tell us your name, age, occupation, and

location. Go ahead. My name is Brittany Crisp, and my age is 32, and I'm located in New Hampshire,

and my occupation is Onlyfans. My name is Dara. I'm 38 years old. I'm from Brooklyn, New York,

and I'm a retired nurse and only fans model.

My name is Alexis Morgan. I'm 27. I'm from Miami, Florida, and I am a real estate investor and an only fans model.

Age?

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