The best part of waking up is hey baby in your cup.

Hey babe, what's going on?

I...

Well first of all, what's going on is I just ate dill spicy chip pickled flavored potato chips.

Delicious.

I mean, might have been the best bag of chips.

I've ever had just made it with the expiration date by the way, which I know you think is

be a spunk, but I wouldn't have been able to eat it if it said any later than that.

But literally on a potato chip you can't eat past the expiration date?

I can, I won't.

You can't, you won't.

I won't.

What do you feel's happening in a chip?

I just don't.

I just think that I'm going to get a stomach ache, which I'll probably get anyway because I

shouldn't be in spicy foods.

I got three whole potatoes in the mail yesterday.

I didn't, I swear to God, they don't say as you grab them.

I didn't know what I was getting them for.

I should have got them.

Why do you have three whole potatoes?

I opened it up and it said, it literally said, the scoopski potato tour, which is the

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