Ladies and gentlemen, the wishes of Juan Rico Beard have been granted.

Kind of.

Yes.

We don't know what the Tigers gave up.

We kind of know what they got.

And it's, eh, but it's something.

You know what, Stoney?

It's something.

Change the scenery, whatever.

The Tigers have acquired right-handed pitcher Chris Paddock from the Minnesota Twins.

No idea yet what the return is.

You would think with his stats, which are not very good for this year, he might not even be a start.

He might be just a long relief type of guy who's got more in his arsenal than people

we already have here.

And Chris Paddock, what you get are the two things that I said.

Last week, you'll make a move.

It'll be an arm, but it won't be an arm that you're like, oh, my God.

And it was today I said said you want a starting pitcher.

He is a starter, not giving up a lot of earned runs.

Okay, not the greatest pitcher.

I think you're right.

Middle reliever can, you know, if you have to bring him in in a like a bullpen type of game,

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