This is a major wrestling figure podcast breaking news update.

Hey guys, this is some major pod breaking news, some merch breaking news.

We've been posting about it, giving you teasers, talking about in the pod, but the new chalk

line shorts with the major pod strizzap are available for sale right now.

Major W of pod dot big cartel dot com guys, we're going to do something a little different,

something I don't really believe in, but for this, for this instance, I will do it.

We're doing a one week preorder because guys, they're small.

All the way to 4xl, I don't want to guess how many of these to order.

So you do it.

You tell me what to order.

You preorder, you buy it, and then I will get them.

So please allow a month from after the one week preorder to get these.

It will probably take sooner, might take a little longer, but I just want to say a month

or so.

And we'll all be the major pod champion.

And then maybe with these shorts, Brian can actually touch the belt for the first time.

So get them now big cartel dot com major with pod dot big cartel dot com.

Take a shot later guys.

Thanks.

This has been a major wrestling figure podcast breaking news update.

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