BREAKING NEWS #20 - Crouching Starmer, Hidden Sausage

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcot / Keep It Light Media

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

100% had to do a Breaking News this week after Starmer's sausage accidentally slipped out. But it's not just the silly stuff, Labour have serious political issues unravelling and not a lot to say about it. We also look ahead to the Tory conference and the concept of 'having a quiet one'. Very quiet. Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and sees apply. What must impulse?
0:34.0	impulse. Hello and welcome to this breaking news edition of what most people think.
0:50.0	We had to have a breaking news this week, didn't we? What would it be in post-Labor party conference,
0:55.2	post-Sarma speech, post-Sausage? Did you see that? Where were you? They'll say that in the history books.
1:00.9	Do you remember where you were when Kia Starma said
1:03.7	sausages instead of hostages? I mean it was just incredible if you haven't seen it
1:07.1	yet he said of course we call for her bass to release the Israeli
1:11.7	sausages, hostage, hostages. He didn't even look that flustered by it. I mean, in a weird way, fair play to him for carrying on after that, I would have been mortified. I would have been dying inside. I'd have carried on
1:23.6	talking but I'd probably pissed my pants because I'd have just been thinking
1:26.4	that that will be shared widely. You know it's going to be a million views online
1:30.8	within about 10 minutes. But look I'm not sure it did in that much
1:34.0	harm. I mean for God's sake it was one of the first times in Kiestorma's life that
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