BREAKING NEWS #19 - Donald Trump Pet Detective

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Politics

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Had to do another episode this week, following the US Presidential Debate and Donald Trump emerging as the guardian of canines and felines. But I ask whether American voters will be swayed by the nonsense? I also look at Labour's junk food ban and wonder why we can't hold people to account for eating too much. Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb BOOK Tickets for Edinburgh Fringe run: https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What must impulse?
0:04.0	impulse.
0:05.0	What must, what?
0:07.0	What, what must, what must,
0:10.0	what must,
0:12.0	what must impulse, Hello and welcome to this breaking news edition of what most people think and first
0:19.6	I'm just say welcome we've got new listeners I don't know what it is maybe some of you
0:23.5	have gone well look there's a labor government now and it doesn't feel like the
0:26.6	political comedians are doing enough to take the piss well I promise you I will
0:29.7	as I proved earlier this week I'm'm even going to go for the Lib Dems, those sneaky, sneaky Lib Dems. I know that you're out there just under the radar. We're coming for you.
0:39.0	We're coming for you. Ed Sami, nobody's doing the Ed Sami thing, Jeff Saimi. Nobody's doing the Ed Saimi thing, Jeff.
0:44.5	Stop trying it.
0:45.8	But listen, we do every once in a while
0:47.0	there's so much political news
0:48.2	that I do an extra episode at the end of the week.
0:50.9	And obviously there was the debate in the US between Donald Trump and
0:56.0	Comala, Comala, Comala, I'm saying it correctly, I'm progressive, Comala Harris, and so we'll be picking
1:01.5	through the bones of that, but there's also been one or two other
1:03.6	things which will get to in the course of the show I just want to say thank you I did a
1:07.5	one-off one-man show last night in Milton Keynes it was a bit in Congress it you know
1:11.6	my work-in- progress leg for my next tour won't start till the spring.
1:15.0	But there's this weird thing with Milton Keynes where I look, I'm an AMC Wimbledon fan and the place that I can sell tickets the best is Milton Keynes.
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