This is my Mayo Cop

This is my Mayo Cop

Oh, baby, don't lie for me.

If I tell you my story, don't cry for me.

I did my time that's fun by me.

This is my mea co-bo.

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayacolpa Weekend Review.

And what a weekend has been, folks?

If you're Matt Gates, you may want to think about what dirt you have on Donald Trump

to trade up to the Justice Department in exchange for leniency on what will be a long sentence.

The Daily Beast has come out with yet another bombshell report about Gates' role in an alleged

sex ring operated by his MAGA party pal, Joel Greenberg. The Beast obtained several

documents showing that Greenberg made more than 150 Venmo payments to dozens of young women

who would show up for a decade-in-house parties in the gated communities of Orlando and

inside luxury hotel rooms. According to receipts reviewed by CNN, Gates and his associate,

Joel Greenberg used digital payment apps to send hundreds of dollars to at least one woman who attended these parties.

These receipts viewed by CNN record payments that took place between 2018 and 2019 and include at least one that indicated in its label that it was to compensate for travel.

CNN describes an atmosphere straight out of the Stanley Kubrick film, eyes wide shut,

with powerful political figures dressed in formalware, ingesting cocaine and ecstasy,

before pairing off with a woman brought to the party by Greenberg and paid for their sexual service via Venmo.

Assume the position.

Thank you, sir. May I have another.

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