Joe Parish Orphans and RetroGrages.

How are you today? Yo, parish orphans and retrogrades.

How are you today?

I have a special guest on rules for retrogrades, my good friend, Stephen Jonathan Rumblesberg.

To talk to me about something that's happened more in my neck of the woods than your, Steve.

It's the Ten Commandments being forcibly, forcibly, forcibly by state legislative command

at the front of every classroom in a public school from kindergarten through grad school

in Louisiana, the most

the most Catholic state in the union. How about that? How do you like them apples, Steve? What do you

think of that? I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I love it. And I'm shot. Well, I'm from the land of fruits

and nuts, California. And here, that would never happen. But I think it's a beautiful thing that they want to do that. But I do have a line in an article I just wrote that said, posting the Ten Commandments in a public school is like posting rules of behavior in a psych ward. So I think it's going to take more than just posting the Ten

Commandments to reform our public schools, if such a thing is possible.

There's a great line. So you have an article up today called, in the Santa Barbara current,

called the 10 Woke Commandments of the public school.

Or what's the exact title?

That's right.

It's just called, I originally titled the 10 Woke Commandments in the Public Schools,

but the article itself is just called the 10 Woke Commandments.

And the theme is the fact that while we have the true 10 commandments in the Catholic Church,

the modern public school has their

own commandments that are the diametric opposite of our true commandments.

Yeah, we're going to go through what your ten woke commandments are. But first, I just,

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