Morning.

All right.

How you doing?

Hope you're fighting fit this morning.

Bright eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to go go rearing to rock and roll for the day ahead

Harry how you do my producer little Harry what's up? Yeah, I'm good good

Good good okay we had a little bit of feedback from yesterday tiny bit of housekeeping for we dive straight in

Yeah everyone didn't like the Beckham stuff just the celebrity slop

Great good you're my people we're all on the same page.

You are the glorious band, the Chosen Few.

You're watching Breakfast with Bo, the Boe Show, the Lotus Eaters Breakfast Club,

Bow's Breakfast Club, the BBC, the BBC.

All right, well, okay, well, there is those more Beckham though today

in the headlines and things, so I shall skip over it as much as possible.

Yeah, happy to, great.

And go forward to all that sort of thing, you know, if it's just real slop.

I try to do as keep the slop to an absolute minimum.

Shall we? Let's do that. Right, let's jump straight in then.

Europe condemns Trump's new colonialism. It's new colonialism, didn't you know?

Trump wanting to protect the waters around North America, that's colonialism.

And Bex bites back, so it's still Bex.

Alright, the Guardian.

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