Morning. You're all right?

How you doing? It is Friday. It's 8 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time on Friday the 9th of January in the year of our Lord,

2006 and you are a member of Bow's Breakfast Club. It's the Boe Show. Breakfast with Bo.

You are the glorious band, the chosen few who've chosen to join me live. We are live. I am joined

today, not by Little Harry, my producer, but by Jack instead, because Harry can't be in here today.

How are you, Jack?

Okay. There you. How are you, Jack? Is it the right one? Yeah, just have to manage with me today. Harry's getting to be a century.

Okay.

There you go.

So, a different producer this morning, but usually it will be, most days it will be,

to Harry.

The Lotus Cetus has got to start with a little bit of a shield today.

The Islander magazine, Lotus Cater's, the Lotus Eater's magazine.

It's probably, I would say, without throwing any of my colleagues and myself under the bus,

it's the most professional thing Lotus Eters does.

It's so glossy and professional.

It really is. I mean, we've got, who've we got in there? We've got more got, talking about Warhammer 40K law. Who doesn't want to read about that? If you don't want to read about that, there's something wrong with you. There's an interview with Rupert Lowe MP, the Rupert Lowe MP. It's really good. It's really good. Buy it and it's out now. You've got to buy it.

Do it. You're doing it.

Islander Magazine.

Okay. Let's jump straight into the news, shall we?

Right. So the headlines are PubTax U-turn and Caring Catherine.

They're the sort of the biggest stories, basically. So the Daily Express go with Cheers. It's yet another too late U-turn from PM. They're talking about that if you

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