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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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EP772: Bryan forgets to press record. So, he has to run an episode that should never see the light of day. But Hey...there are 12 others you can listen to from Saturday! In this episode: Bryan finds a Starbucks boyfriend, Snow White is a hot topic and 7 Little Johnston's are back (but not really, because this was recorded months ago!) TCBit: Placebotide fro your Measles! Watch EP #771 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey there, Jim Bob.
0:08.3	Hey there, Jeannie Lou.
0:09.4	Me and some of the girls are going to meet up this Saturday to get coffee after book club.
0:12.7	Want to join?
0:13.5	Well, I'd love to, but my measles is done acting up again.
0:16.8	Are you suffering from monthly, weekly, or even daily flare-ups of your measles?
0:21.7	Ask your doctor what placebo-tide can do for you.
0:25.4	Placebatide, also known as table salt, is a prescription drug targeting receptors in your brain.
0:30.4	Those receptors can make you believe that you can cure your own measles.
0:34.7	Placebatide is known to be over 0.003% effective in all adults and 0% effective in all children.
0:41.3	I used to think my rash was contagious.
0:44.3	I used to sit inside all day.
0:48.3	I used to think my doctor would cure me.
0:51.3	Now I can just wish it all away.
0:55.0	Placibatide makes my measles better.
0:58.0	Placid by tide makes my racheless redder.
1:02.0	Plaucidotide.
1:04.0	Placididid.
1:07.0	In rare circumstances, placebo-tide may have serious side effects.
1:11.5	Consult your doctor if you experience any of the following.
1:15.0	Rash, fever, better-tasting chicken, high blood pressure, the inability to retain water,
1:21.0	over-seasoned pasta and fruits, neighing, like a horse, hospitalization due to measles,
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