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If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRBUK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi, ladies and jansen. Welcome to this very first post-Exbone episode of BRBUK.

Are we next gen, yet?

You may be, but I have to introduce you first.

So, sh-sh, I meant as a collective podcast. Are we a next-gen podcast now?

As much sure, depends on whether we're running on Xbox 1, not PS4. Tim PS4. The problem is, sir, if you're inbred, technically it's always the same generation. It depends on if we're running on PS4 or Xbox 1. If I're running on Xbox 1, it's only 720p. Back in your closet fan boy. PS4s can't play MP3s. Okay, shush now. Both of you are. We've got to introduce who the heck we are. Okay, I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts. Hello. It may be a new generation, but it's the same old crap on the intro to the show. And a man who definitely needs some kind of firmware update. It's Tim Hibb, say hello. Hello!

And just a person, Brady, say hello. John Brady. That's me. Hey there. Hello. So, uh, so you two are about to get a PS4 as well, aren't you? And John, I'd just like to say, before we go into gaming stuff, just congratulations on remembering it's the Thursday. Well done. Well done, sir.

I've also got a major upgrade to announce.

This week I've installed a battlefield button on the podcast.

Oh, God. It says if you say battlefield, you'll hear the following.

That just sounds like you eating crisps.

It's the battlefield, no. It's the really farty, it's a really farty battlefield for noise. Yeah. There's a bunch, crunch, crunch, that's what you do. It's the really, really farty battlefield four noise. It sounds better when you do it when you make the noise. Yeah. I've just got that in Q. No, no. No, it sounds like you're just jumping on crisps.

You're just ruffling up a bag of wardsets.

Can I go and get some crisps and jump on them to taste us?

I've got some crisps.

We'll say, Dan.

We won't listen.

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