If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst Teeth, Better Accents.

Hello. BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and I need a hoi-hoi, chaps, chapettes, bound as CADs, officers, gentlemen, and all other denomination of entirely spiffing person.

I'm Dan, this is BRB UK, and it is episode 79 may I just say it is Thursday the 24th of October 2013 and because it's a Thursday Scotland hasn't turned up.

Yeah, Scotland hasn't turned up. Good job Brady. Well done. Golf clap. Thursday in Scotland.

So despite the lack of a Scotsman, me and the other normal podcast host, who was Tim, say hello, Tim.

I'm not sure I'd safely describe myself as normal. I said usual.

Usual? Yeah.

I thought you said normal. Did I?

I think you said normal.

Okay.

Well, I mean normal just as in you're the person who usually turns up. Yeah, okay. Not as in, I'm not passing any positive aspersions upon your character. Let's just make that clear. For anyone that's tuning in for the first week, we don't want to describe me as normal or... Oh, God. Tim, just because Brady's not here doesn't mean you have to try and talk as much as two people would, okay?

I'm sure it's entirely possible. Shush now, shush. Two people's like under budget for me, no?

Oh, Christ. Anyway, Tim, this week, news, video games news. Video games. Is there some?

There is some.

I've got a lovely email this week.

You'll be pleased to know.

A lovely email.

I love emails.

I love it when people say hello.

It was an email from game that often maligned video game retailer, which kind of hints in the name.

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