If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi, lady persons and gentle chaps of the internet.

And welcome to episode 60 of BRBUK. Yes, we are still, if the British government has anything to do with it,

miles away from retirement age,

and so we're just going to keep on keeping on until people tell us to stop,

or we possibly expire of old age.

Talking of old age, I'm me.

I'm Dan, one of your hosts, actually here this week,

and we've got a special treat for you,

because all three of us who are meant to be on this show are on this show. So, um, yeah, you are. And you are as well. Yes. So first up, uh, we have a person who is actually here. It's

Tim. I'm actually here. I'm Tim. Hello, Tim.

And another person who's actually here and has finally worked out that the day Thursday occurs every week, John Brady.

I'm here.

I am here.

Yes, you are there.

I am there.

Yes, you are.

No, you're in kind of relativistic terms, to you, you are here, but to me you are there.

And I am here, but to me, I am there.

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