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Aloha! UK worst teeth better accents Hello hello and idiot a hoi hoi ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this here 159 commemorative episode of BRB UK what's in commemoration of I hear you ask well it's Thursday I think that's a good enough reason I'm Dan I'm one of your hosts hello I hope you ask. Well, it's Thursday. I think that's a good enough reason. I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts. Hello. I hope you've been thoroughly excited joining in the royal jubilations this week because Queen Elizabeth the second has now been on the throne for far too long. She is longer serving Monacova. What do you think about that, Tim? I think Charles is more annoyed than anyone else in the country right now. It must be a really weird position to be in to wish your mum would just fucking die. I just want to be kidding. Or just retire at least. I don't know if that's... Well, isn't he too late now? Is it like if she's gone, that's William now? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't say hello. Hi. Yeah, there we go. There's corn. Cup of tea and a poo to you. Yeah, cup of tea and a poo. We broke the internet this week with someone actually sending a picture, sat on the bog, holding a cup of tea. And now no one will go on the forum. Yeah. No. Sorry. And I have to put a sensor bar over it. I've burned my eyes, so... No more games for me. Tim's now blind. Have you been peering inside your toaster again, Tim? Yes. Yeah. Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Anyway, so that's the thing.

You know, I don't know.

I think the queen gets to decide who follows her ultimately.

Yeah, but I think Charlie, Charlie, Charlie like a little go, I reckon.

She's not as good as it since her band split up.

No, she's not.

Although she did, she did do quite well with making that mustache on noticeable.

After rocking it for so many years, I thought that was quite, quite an effort.

Anyway, the news this week.

News!

Hey, guys!

Hi!

Yes, why.

Do you ever want to, have you ever wanted to go to Malaysia?

Uh

Well yeah maybe

I wanted to go to Kuala Lumpur

Just because I like the name

Have you got an image

Of a koala

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