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Hello! U.K. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed a hooy, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to this here episode number 156, no less,

of BRBUK and why is Coleman sending me an image and Skype?

This is really distracting. Okay, Coleman, introduce yourself, you're being a dick. Hi, I am being a dick to purposely put Dan off of his intro. Cheers, mate. My God, it's a picture of f***ing amoeboes. Why have you got... Is that your... Is that your hand cream in that photo? What? There's hand cream in that photo you just sent me. Is it? Yes. Oh yeah. That's Lawrence. I'll take it on her. Yeah, of course it is, mate. Of course it is. Of course it is. Well, as you know, knowing you, you wouldn't dare touch amoeboes with any form of grease on your fingers. No, of course not. I wear the latex gloves while I do it.

Much like a doctor.

No, we wear them for very different reasons. You wear them for pleasure, sir.

Anyway, moving on from Coleman, who's bought not one but two, but three Mario amoeboes.

Yes, but what colours are they?

They are Mario coloured, gold coloured and silver coloured.

Got the gold. Finally. Good for you.

Cost £107. What?

No, I made that up.

Actually cost 110. That's the thing. With amoeboes going for what they do, I would not be at all surprised

if something did self-lap. Anyway, I've got to introduce Tim. Tim, say hello. I'm glad in my absence that Coleman is taking up the mantle of interrupting you even earlier than me. What a dick. Well, I got the gold Mario yesterday and then I thought, and I was going to take a photo and put it up online. And I thought, no, no no this is going to be funnier if I put it up in the chat window while Dan's doing his

introduction yeah thanks for that mate that's all right pre-planned interruption

thanks to that mate have you mean Tim yeah yeah yeah all good married life treating you well

yep that side of things all good.

So yeah. And it's nearly

silly video game season. Like, it feels like we're on the cusp of a lot of big releases and lots of good games out already. It does indeed feel that the proverbial video game turtle head is poking out. Yes. You are quite right. When you say silly video game season. I think Swery is just going to

release an entire bunch of new content.

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