Dan, do you remember when you were five years old?

Yes, everything was bigger. Yeah, I remember being five years old and watching Batman and wrestling and obsessing over video. Oh, no, wait, hold on this. Do you know what I did when I was five? I got over-excited, ran down the street, bang my head against a pub wall. I cut my head, and then I said, I was never going to go to that pub again when I was five. And I stuck to my word.

Wow.

I know.

I stuck to my word.

If only I had a T-shirt that said something awesome to commemorate how steadfast I am in my pub wall cranium conflagration schmozzles.

Well, I'll tell you what, Dan.

Speaking of people that are five, insert coin, have hit that mighty number of five years old. They grow up so quick. To celebrate, they've released a special five-year t-shirt, which if you buy, five pounds of which will go to the charity. Special effect. It's not actually a five-year-old t-shirt, though, is it? It's not a five-year-old t-shirt.

I think they're fairly new t-shirts.

They'll have that new printed smell,

which is actually kind of vinegary.

But it's all right.

If you buy some chips along with it as well,

it just blends in.

It's fine.

It's fine.

But as well as their £5,000 limited edition insert coin birthday t-shirt they've got a new line of t-shirts available how many new

ranges off the top of my head I would say

there's five new ranges see what they did

there's good that five new five fifth

birthdays all coming together yeah do you want to know what those ranges

are dan what are the ranges

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