Hey, Coleman!

Hi!

Hey, Coleman, I've got some great news for you, sir.

Oh yeah?

It's a friend of ours, insert coin.

They're our friends, we like them.

Friend of the show, we love insert coin. Friend of the show, insert coin. It's their birthday! Oh! And I wanted to do something for their birthday. Oh, we could sing the happy birthday song. Ready, one, two, three. No, no, no, Colman, no.

Oh.

I would love to, but our legal eagles have informed us that that song is actually owned by some massive corporation, and we would actually have to pay millions of pounds just to sing it. Oh, that's rubbish. It isn't that rubbish? Who copyrights that song? What mean people? But I tell you who's not mean, insert coin. Oh, okay.

Insert coin, they're not mean.

To celebrate their birthday, they're giving you stuff.

They don't understand how birthdays work, but I'm not going to argue with them,

because you can celebrate by buying their limited edition fifth birthday insert coin t-shirt.

And what's so great about this is that five pounds of each of those

limited edition t-shirt sales goes to the very wonderful charity Special Effect.

Oh, we love Special Effect. They are fantastic people. No, no, they truly, truly are

helping people from any walk of life with any form of physical disability enjoy games like they

were meant to be played.

And I think that cannot be a bad thing.

So you can do a good thing and be nice to two people at the same time,

meaning that you only have to be nice for two of the remaining weeks of the month to other people.

Okay.

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