Brass Tacks: TSA Shocked By Kinky Carry-On

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🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	from the New York Post, dead sexy.
0:05.7	Woman caught at airport carrying boyfriend's ashes inside of a sex toy.
0:10.4	Oh my lordy.
0:12.3	Someone's getting kinky up in the airport.
0:14.7	You know what I'm saying?
0:15.9	Listen, if you can't actually do it on the airplane, bring it.
0:19.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:19.5	Like bring the toys to make it happen
0:20.9	well i mean i don't think there's even any rules against having sex toys in your luggage so why
0:27.0	would you have it in your ass um well you jumped a gun but yeah it was in her ass uh she was she she
0:32.7	went there she did that uh i like this top line. Her kinky carry-on is not going to fly.
0:40.6	New York Post, always with the great intro lines to kind of get you going here.
0:45.0	So an Australian law student was caught passing through the airport security with her dead boyfriend's ashes hidden in a wearable sex toy.
0:53.1	She said in a viral TikTok video.
0:55.4	Sarah Button 23 was about to board a flight in United Arab Emirates while wearing a butt plug in her late lover's favorite place.
1:05.5	I was quote, favorite place.
1:07.6	The man loves the back door.
1:09.2	You know what I'm saying?
1:10.8	Of all things. Of all things you could do with the person you care about. The man loves the back door. You know what I'm saying?
1:12.2	Of all things.
1:14.7	Of all things you could do with the person you care about.
1:16.8	You know, I mean, listen, it's a place.
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