Brandon Plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Game is Big Dummy 206803 route. Big dummy! Hello, Brandon. Welcome to the men's room. Goodnuchua, bitches. Ola. Brandon, are you sober or not sober? Oh, we're not sober now. Okay. All right, Brandon. Look, the way he said that. Our men's room pole, one is in your neighborhood. You've taken Mountain Lions, a drug house, a pulp paper mill, or barking dogs. I ain't taken none of them. I've lived by a paper mill before down in Georgia, but it's barking dogs up here. Dogs? All right. Taking to barking dogs. How bad? They're all little. They're all little. the funny how about is it in Georgia with the humidity and the heat as far as the smell? |
| 0:38.0 | So the funny part about it is that I was a kid down there. |
| 0:42.7 | So when my dad got orders down into Georgia from Connecticut, we had to find where the football team was. |
| 0:48.8 | And we found our football team for whatever reason down south. |
| 0:52.1 | You know, they put way too much money into football. |
| 0:55.2 | So all of us were NFL teams. |
| 0:59.0 | We had the actual colors and the names and the symbols for each one. |
| 1:03.6 | So we were the Jacksonville Jaguars, a new team at the time. |
| 1:06.4 | And the paper mill was probably about 50 yards away from us. |
| 1:10.5 | So the football field and then 50 yards away from the football field was the paper mill. Like you could see it while you're playing football, and it was just a constant. Oh, it was terrible. That other team, did you get home field advantage as a result of that? You know, other teams got a roll in there. Like, are you kidding me? If our team was good, I would like to say yes, but no, they weren't. |
| 1:28.7 | Was that like Pop Warner stuff? Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah, no, you think they're going to put money into a high school team? No, come on. You play through the garbage, and then when you guys get through the garbage, you can come up here to the school. then you play when you pay too much money |
| 1:44.1 | when your grades don't matter. |
| 1:45.3 | That's what you can do. |
| 1:47.8 | That's a And then when you guys get through the garbage, you can come up here to the school. Then you play when we play too much money when your grades don't matter. |
| 1:45.3 | That's what you can do. That's basically their sales page. I do associate paper mills with the South, too. Do. True. Yeah, like when I was a kid, I remember driving to the South. It was the first time I'd ever seen one or smelt one. It was just awful. I never... Hey, hey, let me ask you a question. |
| 2:01.3 | Driving to the Midwest, have you ever seen a cheese factory? |
| 2:04.5 | I have no. seen one or smelt one. It's just awful. I never... Hey, hey, let me ask you a question. |
| 2:01.3 | Driving through the Midwest, |
| 2:02.4 | have you ever seen a cheese factory? I have not. Yeah, yeah, crazy, right? Where are they coming from? Can you smell it? I'm not sober. Let's go. Yeah, I mean, dude, I've been to Tillamook. I couldn't smell it. Actually, I would say the worst I've smelled, it's in eastern Maryland. |
| 2:19.5 | Was that a Tyson chicken farm? No, Purdue. Purdue. Jesus, man. There's nothing against Purdue. A chicken factory is going to be a chicken factory, but it smells awful. It's the waste, and then it gets in the waterway, and then that heats up. I mean, it just, it's a, it's a stew. |
| 2:35.2 | It definitely rivaled. |
| 2:36.9 | You're right, man. |
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