Thank you for calling MasterCard International Assistance Center. My name is Hideo. How may I help you today?

Hi, Sadeya, my name is the friend and my wallet just got stolen. I need you guys to cancel the cards for me because the guy took it from me and I can't get it back.

Yes, I'm sorry to hear that your card got stolen. I'll be more than glad to assist you here. I can have your name please.

He was a tall man. He had like something covering his face and I'm so scared and alone and he just took everything that was in my wallet. He just took all of it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear about that.

And I just, the last thing I want is for him to just run around and get a bunch of food

with my money, because I'd be so sad. I would be the saddest person, and I don't want

that to happen. Right, right.

Yes.

You said your name is Brando, I believe, you said?

Brandon.

Brando is the name of one of those clowns that perform as the magic.

Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

I'm not Brando.

I wish I was. I tried to juggle and do magic, but my name's

Brendan, not Brando. You can call me Brando, but my name's Brandon. Okay, Brandon as a B-R-A-N, D-O-N.

D-E-N, like Brand-Zian, Brand-Zian, Brand-Zian. Brand- Okay Brandian. Brand, okay.

Like the guy, if this helps you, the guy who took it from me, he was wearing shorts.

He was.

Okay. Okay. Um, I'm sorry, can you, can you, can you say your name again?

Branding, but you can call me Brando.

Call me Brando McFluff Sox, because that's what I always wanted to be called.

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