Brainless Biden Playing Both Sides | Nick Di Paolo Show #1553
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Biden's "ironclad commitment" and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to go and I'll be Oh, wow, wow. Why'd your fat fucking mouth? |
| 0:37.0 | Acka mout. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey, take a crazy! |
| 0:40.0 | How'd that sound all right? Yeah. All right. All right, folks, welcome to the show on a filthy |
| 0:49.2 | Monday. It's always Monday, is it not? I gotta go to a doctor for the sleep fucking I don't know what |
| 0:55.1 | the fuck's going on man my eyes are bleeding out of my head as you can see I |
| 0:59.4 | don't know what yes I'm still going to bed at a ridiculous salad, but even when I don't, I'm waking up in the middle |
| 1:07.4 | the night to pee like old men though, but I usually used to go back to now I stare at this |
| 1:11.6 | and a half. |
| 1:13.2 | And then from about 7 o'clock to when my alarm goes off a little before 9, |
| 1:19.4 | I have these fucking anxiety dreams. This one was the weirdest one, not the weirdest, I don't know, I was in a hockey game. |
| 1:28.0 | NHL, it's that time of year I guess, it's all mixed up. I get Israel bombing a hockey rink I'm in it I get the |
| 1:35.4 | nose mixed with the sport but I'm on the ground and I knock the winning golden place |
| 1:39.6 | go shit house but you can't glove it and this is what I'm dreaming when the alarm goes up and |
| 1:46.8 | and the ref said good goal because it hit one of their defensemen so that counts |
| 1:50.8 | I don't even know if that's how it works. And then the alarm went off. |
| 1:53.7 | I wake up, fucking exhausted because I stand at the ceiling for an hour to half. |
| 1:57.7 | And this has been going on for a month. I'm going to have a-s- I'm going like my dad. |
| 2:01.3 | I just fucking know I'm going out like the old man I swear my mother |
| 2:05.0 | unless I get that provision shit. |
| 2:07.0 | Anyways nobody got that neither did did I. Shut up, Nick. |
| 2:13.0 | Oh, God, fuck yourself. |
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