B-Pod Studios

We're waking up,

Boston sports fans.

Describing our show to anybody is strange.

I mean, this is nonsense.

What makes a show like this tick, tick, tick, tick.

Oh God, they're so tall.

985, tick, tick. Torture and rich. Oh, God, they're so tall. 985, the Sports Hub.

All right, be listening at 930 this morning for your chance to score a pair of tickets to be at Gillette Stadium Monday night when the Patriots welcome.

The Chicago Bears to town for Monday night football. Would you go to that game if you were giving tickets? Yeah. It'd be a Monday night. You would? I would. You would go to a Monday night football game against the Bears. I wouldn't stay the whole game, but I'd go. You drive to Foxborough and go to that game. For me, it's easier than other people, so yes.

Why?

You get a helicopter? No. Where I live, it's a quicker, a quicker way to get there. See, my thing is, if you've got a great tailgate, that's awesome, I'd go to every game. But if you're just going like a slub, like I do. Mm-hmm. You don't see the motion.

It's just with my hand.

It's dismissive.

It's dismissive. going like a slub like I do.

You don't see what the motion I just do with my hand. It's dismissive. It's dismissive hand, as it would say in a script. It's like, uh, call me a stick in the mud. But call for free tickets. But I don't like that traffic. Nick, write that down. It's the next column. But call for the tickets. We want you to call for the tickets. I don't care if you call for the tickets or not.

What do you think the Patriots? We're not going to follow up with the wins.

What do you think the Patriots care? Like, oh, Fred, no one's showing up to the games.

We're going to lose all this money. Ah, Fred, stop it. Everyone hates us now.

Because you don't want to go out on a Monday night.

Brad Stevens, he's out every night of the week.

He's overseas watching hoops, I saw.

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