Brad's Slow Crossing
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Actually, the first time I got stung by a bee, so I've been stung by yellow jackets a bunch, |
| 0:04.1 | and I have no allergic reaction. |
| 0:05.5 | I do have a mild reaction to bees. I don't think any worse than most people. But the first time I was stung by a bee, we were taking a final exam. It's in school, and there's like three bees on the window. And I'm going to, I'm not sitting there. And I'm like, I will sit there. It's like, Jesus Christ. |
| 0:19.9 | Here I am, because I'm a no-it-all, you know, entomologist's thrill here. |
| 0:22.3 | And I'm like, you know, there. It's like, Jesus Christ. Here I am, because I'm a know-it-all, you know, entomologist thrill here. |
| 0:22.3 | And I'm like, you know, if the bees aren't provoked, they're not going to sting it. |
| 0:26.3 | That would be my thought. |
| 0:27.3 | Don't give them any reason to sting you. And it shouldn't be a problem. You guys are bitches. And I sit down, or maybe 20 minutes into this exam, and it is dead silent because everyone's |
| 0:35.7 | doing the work, but my back is to the window. |
| 0:37.9 | I did not feel the bead yet under my shirt. |
| 0:39.9 | I don't know how, but this thing stung me on the back. And I mean, just middle of class. And I'm like, we told you. I didn't think they think they weren't provoked. Dude, my back hurt for like three days. Just in that one spot. What animal were you surprised was part of your day? |
| 0:54.6 | 206, 803, right. |
| 0:55.9 | I mean, you're right. |
| 0:56.6 | I think with wasp, it's just like, if they see you, they're just like, yeah, I'm must hang you. Repeatedly over. And that's what we had in my kids, uh, basketball hoop. We didn't realize. So, you know, you get a basketball hoop, you put it up yourself, and you can fill it with sand or water at the bays, keep your balance. |
| 1:11.7 | But the last thing they give you are like little incaps, put over the little tubes. And me, being a typical guy, I'm like, man, we don't need these. Doesn't add stability. Okay. Well, fast forward. Turns out bees will gladly make a nest inside of those tubes. Yep. Did not know that. And we're throwing up all these bricks. So it's bouncing off the rim. Makes a lot of noise rattles the thing. And I mean, just out of these little, it's like a little, the exhaust pipe on your car just explodes with bees. And I'm like, okay. Incaps. So my son's like, what do we do? I'm like, run. |
| 2:00.9 | We both got lit the F up. I'm pulling the bees out of his hair, all the rest of that. So then I got to go out there and cover. I got to keep in mind, I've thrown out the in cap, so I don't have that. So all we had was painter's tape and some kind of bee spray. But I had to be quick. and it sucks because when you walk out there, |
| 2:03.9 | there's like, I don't know if it's a guard B or whatever, |
| 2:00.9 | but there's... kind of B spray, but I had to be quick, and it sucks because when you walk out there, |
| 2:07.5 | there's like, I don't know if it's a guard B or whatever, but there's one B per like tube. |
| 2:08.0 | Entrance? |
| 2:10.9 | Yeah, and they're just kind of hovering. They're not doing anything, but they're kind of hovering like the guarding. So I spray both of these bitches in the face instantly and then blast |
| 2:15.5 | this stuff into the tube and immediately slap the |
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