Oh, hello everybody. This is Phil Rosenthal, and I'm sitting here with my buddy David Wild, my co-host, and you're listening to Naked Lunch. This is our new show. David and I have been friends for over 25 years, and we've been having lunches all this time.

And usually when one of us brings a friend, and sometimes we each bring a friend,

and they can be as disparate as a musician and an old comedian.

And invariably, at the end of these lunches with these wonderful people,

I usually go to David.

We should have taped that.

And so now we are.

And you get to hear the results of these lunches. Yes, you might hear a little chewing. I hope it doesn't bother you too much. But what you're also going to hear is great stuff from great guests,

some of the world's favorite people. So who do we have today, David?

We have Brad Paisley, who is one of our favorite people on Earth,

and the man who wrote the theme to Naked Lunch.

Which is probably what he will be remembered by.

I think his greatest hit.

Don't you think?

Yes.

I mean, yes, there were a few other songs I can't think of any right now

because Naked Lunch theme is probably the best.

Let's spill the beans, chew the fat, food for thought and jokes on tap.

Talking with our mouths full having fun.

Bees the cake and humble pie serving up a slice alive to leave the dressing on the side.

It's naked lunch.

Clothing optional.

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