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Hello and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and welcome to a thumbs-up, thumbs-down review of all the Boxing Day action in the Premier League.

It was the day that began with Spurs looking mediocre at the start.

I scream, therefore I am, said Antonio Conte, paraphrasing Descartes.

Such were his inspirational words that Spurs fought back with Kane and Hoyberg, proving capable in the second half attack.

Lester had rediscovered their form prior to the World Cup break, but a consistently consistent

Newcastle, three points they did take. In Southampton v. Brighton, it was Nathan Jones

versus Roberta deserbie, with Brighton coming out on top in the wait, who's their manager? Derby.

I apologize for mispronouncing Derby for the sake of the rhyme. Questions were asked when Grand Potter left in September, but now the goals are three points ahead of the blues as we close out December. Crystal Palace saw red and red yet again, while Mitro and Ream had Fulham fans in a state of Zen.

A late winner for Eitonnery against Everton secured wolves, Crystal Palace saw red and red yet again, while Mitro and Ream had Fulham fans in a state of Zen.

A late winner for Eitnery against Everton secured Wolves all three points.

Frank Lampard's face showed he was thinking about breaking some of his players' joints.

With 15 games played, Everton sits 17th in the table, one ahead of wolves who will push on if they're able.

Santa arrived 24 hours late in delivering Gakpot O'C Klop, whose Liverpool side remained 15 points from the top. A win over Villa helped scratch that nervous itch, with goals from Salau, Van Dyke, and Stefan Bayajic. Una Emery was out for revenge against his former employer's arsenal, but three goals against for Villa was sub-marginal. The gunners have now won seven of the last 10. Here with me to talk about that and much more is Mr. Graham Ruthven. Hi, Graham. Oh, bravo. I think that's the first time my name has ever been worked into a rhyme. That was perfect, Taylor Rockwell, and Merry Christmas. Hope you had a good time over the holidays. Did you spend most of your time coming up with that rhyme? I did. It took me about as long to write that rhyme as I think it took Liverpool

to scout, negotiate and sign Cody Gakpo. A move we're going to be discussing over on the Patreon.

But Graham, do Liverpool lead the way for you in We Want Him, We're Getting Him signings?

I think so. I mean, you said it took the same time for them to do that deal as you to write that rhyme.

I would say they took less time. I think about half of that rhymes time to get the deal done for Gapot.

Manchester City fans getting Gapos name on the back of their shirt in the morning by the evening.

He's a Liverpool player. That escalated rather quickly. As you say, we'll be talking about how he fits in to Liverpool's

team and all other stuff on the Patreon. But yeah, that was an interesting end to boxing day yesterday.

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