Bottled Water Taste Test

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Chris celebrates his friend’s graduation from Berkeley law school, rants about the exclusive snobbery of the hotel he stayed at in the Bay Area, goes down under with an Australian accent, shares about his battles on the freeway with 18-wheelers, shares an article from Ripley’s, taste tests and ranks water from companies Core, Smart Water, Dasani, Poland Spring Origin, Perfect Hydration, Kroeger Ralph’s, Aquafina, Essentia, Evian, Life, Eternal and Well. Rumor has it he has been peeing ever since. Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to https://MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. Donate to Buffalo Mass Shooting Fundraisers: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/buffalo-mass-shooting-fundraisers Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's something so romantic about winter and I don't know whether that's just because
0:05.4	I'm a bit of a homebody and I love a 5.
0:08.0	But I think it's just the holiday period, it's just for me, it's the most romantic period.
0:14.2	And I think anyone who's listened to my records will know that I'm quite a big fan of romance.
0:18.8	Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.
0:22.6	A Big Spark Studios Original.
0:31.6	Okay, hello everybody.
0:40.8	Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, the podcast.
0:44.2	Oh, that we're just recording on the longest day of life.
0:47.2	I have so much shit to do today and this podcast is just a big chunk of it.
0:52.5	If you guys are new here, yeah, this is a great idea.
0:56.4	Complain about the podcast you're on and then tell people to subscribe to it.
1:00.4	Yeah, I mean, this is like the best ad for this podcast, the most authentic one, maybe
1:05.2	not the best.
1:06.6	Anyways, I'll stop rambling and just promote the goddamn podcast.
1:09.8	You can subscribe to it wherever you listen to podcasts, unhinged with Chris Clemens.
1:13.5	That's the name of it.
1:14.5	I've already said it like four times.
1:15.7	And if you want to watch the video episodes, guess what?
1:19.1	YouTube.com slash Chris, baby.
1:21.2	Every Thursday, around 1pm, Pacific time.
1:26.5	Is there any other thing else we do at the...
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