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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2015

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Greg blasts on Ben Carson, Boudica and "Brick House."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And here all of us want to have a world we've got so much to go through, so it's called

0:28.0

The Bell House here in the Goenis neighborhood of Brooklyn near the irradiated dolphin canal

0:36.0

right here located centrally near Bensonhurst.

0:40.0

In the Burah of Brooklyn once again we join you and we join hands and we join hearts

0:46.0

if you're listening out there in Poup-Castline, this is an awesome time to do whatever it is you're about to do.

0:51.0

Whether you're going to play Pachisi or whether you're going to build a hammock in your yard

0:55.0

or whether you're nustling down on your blanket fort right this second one, the pillow underneath your head

1:00.0

hoping that your parents don't hit a profanity that will ensue.

1:03.0

Welcome once again to the show, thank you very much for coming out here.

1:06.0

I can't tell you how exciting it is to be back here in Brooklyn.

1:09.0

We haven't been back since earlier this year.

1:14.0

Don't tell me down on months and shit like that.

1:16.0

I think it was Jim.

1:18.0

May.

1:19.0

Okay.

1:23.0

I've forgotten that of all the places I play, Brooklyn was the most meticulous about chronology

1:29.0

and that if they say it's May, it is May and it is my pleasure to be back again here again in November, here.

1:40.0

Quite close to December.

1:42.0

We had Thanksgiving yesterday, if you're listening in other countries in the world, we call it fuck off Puritan Dain England.

1:50.0

If you're from another country, you have no idea what Thanksgiving means to us.

1:54.0

It's a day that we celebrate because what happened was this.

1:57.0

A group of English people were ejected from England for being a righteous bummer and they came to the United States

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