Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

What's up, weeners? Weeners? I don't know why I said weeners. I don't know why that came to my mind.

I've been listening to a lot of morbid, the True Crime podcast, and they always start their episodes off with,

hey, weirdos. And so I think I was thinking of that, but then I was actually typing the word penis,

and you'll figure out why later on in the episode, and then weeners came to mind.

I'm so sorry, mom and dad, if you're listening to this, that you just had to hear me say that, but it needed an explanation.

Anyways, I wanted to do a bonus episode this week because we kind of had a serious topic,

and I wanted to lighten things up a little bit. Give it a little levity, if you will.

I don't really know what levity means. I heard somebody say it the other day, but whatever.

So I asked a question on my Instagram yesterday. What the worst wedding trend is, and I needed to know

you guys' answers, and we needed to talk about this. First of all, let me go ahead and say this before

we start. I can personally guarantee that if you're listening to this, and you've had a wedding,

you did one of these things. Okay? Don't be offended. I'm not calling you stupid. I don't think

your wedding was dumb. And on top of that, if you're planning a wedding, you're not going to make

everybody happy. So if you see, if you hear something on this list, and you're like, oh, I am actually

going to do that, you should still do it. You should do whatever you want with your wedding.

I'm in full support of that. So don't be in my DMs telling me that your favorite part of your

wedding was, I don't know, your first look video. Don't come for me because that is something that

somebody hates. If you love it, you should do it. Of course. The dumbest wedding I have ever

been to was my own. And I will tell you one. Let me break down for you what my wedding experience

was like. Okay. So first off, I had no idea what I was doing. Absolutely no clue. I had never

even planned like a birthday party. So planning a wedding was not going to be my thing. When I first

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