Bonus: Venti Schultz Roast (1/28/19)

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🗓️ 29 January 2019

⏱️ 20 minutes

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In honor of his potential 2020 bid, here's our segment reading from billionaire bean man Howard Schultz's books, way back at our live show at the Vera Project in Seattle on March 30, 2018.

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0:00.0	Hello, Seattle.
0:01.0	I'm listening.
0:02.0	So, um, Seattle's, you know, it's treating us pretty good.
0:21.4	They want to roast it too hard, but uh...
0:23.7	It's fantastic.
0:24.7	Scrambled eggs are amazing.
0:25.9	Caw salad.
0:26.9	Best in the world.
0:27.9	Niles, this is the worst you've ever messed up.
0:31.0	You said the animal word on your Twitch stream after Drake was on it.
0:34.9	There's a Starbucks in my hotel.
0:41.9	I didn't know they did that.
0:44.2	There are Starbucks everywhere.
0:45.6	And actually, we would like to start out this evening by reading to you guys from not
0:51.9	one, but two books by Howard Schultz.
0:54.7	Yes.
0:55.7	I'm Starbucks.
0:56.7	The Mad-ed Prophet.
0:59.5	The man who saw a disgusting, stink-infested fish-gun-riddled town on the Puget's out and said,
1:08.3	here I will build my church.
1:10.9	I'm just...
1:11.9	I will build a glorious church made of beans.
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