4.6 • 673 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2019
⏱️ 6 minutes
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0:00.0 | anyway gosh okay speaking of fright last night i was driving for uber because i like to do that sometimes |
0:07.3 | uh it's a ministry it's i play casting crowns on the radio when they get in i offer them a jesus fish |
0:16.6 | for their car and i go did you guys see the jesus fish on my car you can have one too and they're like oh that sounds great and i'm, did you guys see the Jesus fish in my car? You can have one too. |
0:21.9 | And they're like, oh, that sounds great. And I'm like, do you guys see the joy in my life? |
0:25.4 | You can have that too. Because the Lord. Anyway, so this guy, I picked this guy out from the bar. |
0:32.7 | He's very intoxicated, falling over. His friends are like holding him up kind of thing. Um, and his friend |
0:38.3 | leans down the window and goes, hey, man, thanks for doing this. He goes, we got an Uber for him. |
0:42.9 | Like, he's, he's pretty intoxicated. He was, he didn't have to go far. He's just going down to Westport. |
0:46.8 | And I'm on 31st Street. So it's like literally nine blocks. It is a five minute trip. All right. So he gets in. I'm like, I can do this. First thing this |
0:56.1 | man says to me, extremely intoxicated, lays down in the back seat. First thing he says is, these |
1:01.2 | idiots got me a ride. I want to leave. He goes, I would murder all of them if I could. And I was |
1:06.0 | like, we're off to a really great start. So you seem like a fine gentleman. You, |
1:10.4 | five stars. Okay. So, uh, really great start. You seem like a fine gentleman. |
1:12.4 | Five stars. |
1:12.7 | Okay. |
1:13.5 | So, |
1:16.8 | so I'm driving him. |
1:19.9 | And the whole time he's talking about how he wishes he can murder all the people at that party. |
1:20.7 | Like he's just like, |
1:21.5 | he's like, |
1:21.8 | put my knife in their neck kind of stuff. |
1:23.2 | I was like, |
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