You're very white too. You're like, you're like a little, a little Victorian ghost boy.

Welcome to You're Wrong About, the podcast that occasionally spins off into other podcasts.

I think people have been describing this as an Avengers type situation, which I support because I

want to be Ant-Man. If I had to pick an Avenger for you, it would absolutely be Ant-Man.

Okay, and so you have created a new podcast called Maintenance Phase. Yes.

And which Avenger are you and what Avenger are you working with?

I think I would probably be Captain Marvel because she's kind of introverted and away from

everything else. And then Aubrey, my co-host on Maintenance Phase would absolutely be Captain America

because she's very just pure and like the driven snow. Yeah, I think those two are appropriate

because in my extensive experience of the Avengers, because seeing the first movie and the last movie

and completely losing interest in the middle, those are the two characters who look at the world

as it is and are like, I don't get it, but why? Like, what's all this about? But yeah, and I am excited

for this podcast as a thing to exist in the world, but be and you know, not entirely

disinterested in it's success because I love you almost as much as I hate the president's physical

fitness test, which is the basis of your first episode. This is the tone that we want to strike

with every episode of just likable people talking about hateful things. This is the most of what

we're going to do. People who love each other and hate the things they're talking about. Yes.

So yeah, what was your experience with the president's physical fitness test? Well, Mike, my event

was the sit and reach. Yes. Because I have very long arms. I have long legs, but I have longer

arms and I have long, AT fingers. And so I would just sit and reach and I would actually push

the little pusher thing. My fingers would go past the farthest place you could push it because I was

like five, 10 in the sixth grade. You were that kid. I remember that kid. They were like, we need

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