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Three years ago when the well-read tour went to Denver for the first time, it was the first time to my knowledge that any of us had been to a state where recreational marijuana was legal.

It was also early on enough in the tour that at least a couple of us hadn't really gotten used to flying yet

and we're still relying fairly heavily on mama's nerve pills and a couple miller lights to get us in the right frame of mind not to scream every

time we grazed a cloud. I'm not saying we miscalculated our homemade redneck

nervous-flyer cocktail prescription and I'm not saying that we almost had to be

forcibly removed from the plane and I'm not saying that we almost had to be forcibly removed from the plane and I

damn sure am not saying that one of us had to take a wheelchair from the jet bridge

all the way to baggage claim. I'm not saying that at all.

That would be ridiculous.

What I will say, however, is that we were young and stupid and by the grace of a God I don't

believe in, we are able to still stand before you today as hopefully better and

smarter men. I will say that. Anywho we touched down in Denver and much to our

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