It's Kids Free, Hello Week at Universal Circus.

Trick one, treat one, buy one, get one, buy an adult ticket and get a kid's ticket for free!

Scary monsters in the haunted lobby, spooky surprises, free trick or treat candy,

and cash prizes for the best dressed kid.

It's fun, frightening and fantastic.

Kids Free, Hello Week now through Halloween at Universal Circus Archibits.

Details at universeorcircus.com select seats and shows while supplies last.

No, you just stroked out, by the way, I thought it was an inside joke song.

I thought it was a joke song, by the way, no, you know why, because I typed in Jesse Ortiz on my phone.

But who is Jesse Ortiz? I don't even know.

We don't know. It sounds like someone.

By the way, because I want this to come out, the best part is the audience you know.

They're like actually close kids. That was like an actually legitimate and literally

typed in on my phone. It's an actual legit disrespect, sorry Jesse, so sorry.

Yes, Jesse.

Yes, he reigns is here on the new book.

We got a kid to it. Figure it out.

Oh, you have actual notes from a co-print set.

Yeah, look how, look how, I don't want it to sound diminutive, like something that's

called it cute, but this is so, it's like small and awesome and like me.

Yeah, it's here, and I go to a mother fucking self.

Yeah, you dedicate the book to your mother fucking self.

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