Hello and welcome to this bonus episode of what most people think this is, this is a bonus

I'm not even going to give this one a number, it's just bonus episode, bonus. It's largely

because of the local elections, I'm doing this on Friday, a little time check, do a timecode check

just so if what I say gets totally superseded, you'll know that this was recorded at 9.30 AM

on Friday, a historic day, well, depends, you want to spin it really, depends, you want to spin it,

all the parties are spinning away out there, they're a little spinning classes, there's not that bad,

it's not that good, it's actually done quite well, you know, look, I got up early for this, I got

up early for the local election results to make sure it's on top of things, and when I say got

up early, I mean, fucking, I had one of those lorries that just rocks up, you know, these fans now

that just deliver shit at quarter to seven, and then you get downstairs, you've got your fucking

one-bottle hanging out of your boxes, you've got bed heads, and they go, oh, did we write you up?

No, mate, this is, this is our light to answer, I've actually been up since 4am, dressed like this,

hoping the lorry driver would bang on the door, and the great thing was, it wasn't even,

it wasn't even meant for me, that was really great, it was great to get big up at quarter past six,

or quarter seven for a package that was for somebody else, and they saw a bit of my package,

I'm going to say it like, said James, I don't know why I said that, I feel a bit grossed out of

myself, but on the local election things, as things stand, obviously Wales and Scotland, we've

stand in, obviously the toys are not necessarily going to do that well there, I mean, it's a bit like,

a bit like me selling tickets in Leicester, which I don't like to bring up, but the early signs are

that Labour did well in London, but fell back in England, Labour did well in London, there you go,

I mean, what an achievement, Labour doing well in London, it's a bit like England taking

wickets on a green seamy pitch in May, you know, and if there are any new listeners, that's

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