All right, so last night was first night of football and the Patriots versus the Steelers and we packed out the new studio to the walls and we we raged and we partied and I finally collapsed into a slumber on Xanax and I woke up at about 10.45 this morning.

And since I'm going to the UK Brian has all of these interviews he sets up and you just rather than tell me every time he just says all right if your phone rings at 11 a.m. it's an interview.

So he just set up all my interviews at 11 a.m. which seemed reasonable till this morning. I get a phone call and it's two guys. Hey hang on we're just trying to figure out Skype because it's a podcast.

No, I told them. No, it was actually yeah and keep telling them no on podcasts and Skype stuff but it was actually turned out well. I just jam two cups of coffee down my head as quickly as possible and started chain smoking and trying to figure out how to put words together.

So and now we have a journalist from what happened from the Guardian in London who actually flew out to spend the weekend here at the compound to write a story.

And so I figured I'd do the same fucking thing to him that that I I had to deal with you just walked off an international flight into Tucson then did it two hour drive down to Bizby it's like four o'clock in the morning your time.

I think it's about four. Yeah. Yeah, so we threw a drink in front of your face and went hot ambush journalism. I've got a big chin in the body right here. It's very nice. It's quite strong.

I fucking told you I told never mind. I told Derek to get your camera so you don't start taking pictures right in my face when I'm trying to talk. His sound good. Everything's great.

Great. He could get a little closer on the mic. Not only. I'm like, I'm going to do ambush journalism straight into the fire. I'm going to interview me with all the same stupid fucking questions that UK journalist wake me up.

What which is what like I use following the natural you following the natural in the footsteps of Hicks is that the usual one you get that's the one I get and evidently you as the TV critic for the for the Guardian.

Yeah. Is it true you replaced Charlton Brooker Charlie Brooker. No one replaces Charlie Brooker. But you're you're you're you're in the same role that Charlie Brooker wants. Charlie Brooker known as the Bill Hicks of TV revealing.

Yeah. Everyone's the Bill Hicks of something. Yeah. I didn't replace him. We but we were kind of parallel for a bit. We and then he moved on to the stress is fair and is now incredibly famous. He is incredibly famous and I'm proud to have him on my resume. Yeah. Yeah. I gave those guys on that podcast shit about giving him shit about putting me in the new black mirror. Black marriage is get picked up. I get heard on net.

On Netflix. Oh, you're doing a new black mirror. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen this? Yeah. Yeah. The only one I haven't seen is the one I want to see is the Christmas one. Yeah.

They did a Christmas special with John Ham from Mad Men. Yeah, they did. Yeah. That was great. That you recently reviewed. Yeah. I've read some of your reviews. Oh, yeah. I'm familiar with your work. Yeah. You used a word unersine. Do I? Yeah. And I want to know if you're going to be using big words like that.

In the story about me. Yeah. No, yeah. What does that mean for my stupid viewers? Um, I'm.

Seen. It would not be like not like a bear, I think. Probably. Hmm. I, I don't know what it is. It's crazy. People because the story was about ghost bears.

There you go. Yeah. It was a review of a documentary of slightly tepid documentary.

It's no grizzly man says oh I forgot to say your name sorry this is Sam

Fuck

Sam fuck

Looked it up. It's right over there. Bullistan walliston. Yeah, walliston

Bullistan

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