Doesn't it seem like the Christmas shopping season started weeks before Halloween?

And now everyone's having a sale every single day.

I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday.

All Fridays matter to me.

That's the day of the week, every week, when we record the three-hour

Kim Commando show that you can hear on over 400 great stations across the USA and on American

Forces Network Radio that serves more than 375,000 American servicemen and women in 175 different

countries. Wow. For your listening pleasure, here's last weekend's Kim

Commando show. And when you get my show as a podcast, it's commercial free. I knew you'd like that.

But commercials, well, that's how we pay the bills, so we have to charge a few dollars a month

for the podcast. And between now and this Friday, you can save 40% because, hey, it's Christmas.

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Okay, radio or not, the show starts now. I know. I just sit back and I shake my head sometimes

and I think to myself, okay, you know what, maybe you should want like a purse for Christmas.

And Ian will come up to me and say, you know, don't you want a scarf or something?

I'm like, no, I really want this new GE light bulb.

And he looks at me like, oh gosh, it's crazy.

Yes, when I started thinking about what I want Santa to leave under my tree, I got excited, I know, about this new GE light bulb. It's an LED light bulb, but here's the deal. When the power goes out, which it does, let me tell you, whenever it rains in Arizona, we're going to lose our power. I'm not just talking about a monsoon, Haboob, whatever we want to call about it, when it just rains in Arizona, I mean, our lights

will go out. Or it seems like

when we're in California, whenever the wind blows

a certain way, or even if it doesn't blow,

the power goes out there. So

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