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Welcome to Is This Real Life, a podcast that relates the quirkiest aspects of pop culture and reality TV to our own lives.

This is your host, Mandy Sleutzer.

Let's get to it. Let's get to it.

Hi, everyone. This is a special bonus episode with Captain Sandy from below-deck med.

She was kind enough to do an interview where we chatted about all of her experience,

yachting, what it was like,

being the captain of Below Deck Med,

working with Hannah and the other castmates,

as well as her thoughts on this current season of Below Deck.

I hope you enjoy this bonus episode.

Be sure to rate and subscribe on iTunes. Thanks so much.

So thank you so much, Captain Sandy, for joining me and talking a bit about your life as a captain of a mega yacht.

But you've been in the yachting and marine industry for almost three decades.

Is that correct?

That is correct.

And thank you for having me.

Oh, my God.

I just realized my age after you just said that.

No.

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