Merry Christmas to you.

I'm going to loviate a little bit about the most famous holiday in history.

And 80% of Americans cop to celebrating Christmas.

20% they probably do, but they don't want to admit it because they're pagans or whatever they are.

I don't even know.

Anyway, some interesting fun facts.

Trillion dollars, trillion, spend November and December on Christmas in America.

Oh, it's according to the National Retail Federation. A trillion bucks.

It's a lot of jack.

And it increased this year, 0.5%.

And Americans are averaging about $800 on Christmas gifts.

That is down from a thousand.

Earlier this year, it was projected to be a thousand.

It's down at 800.

Last year is about a thousand.

And there are 35 million real Christmas trees inhabiting homes across the country.

35 million.

Okay?

I used to get them, but now I have a very realistic fake tree because I'm lazy and I just

don't have the time I go out and drag it back here and do all that but 35 million

that's a pretty big number in 1836 Alabama is the first day to recognize

Christmas as a holiday.

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