Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

Thank you very much.

Well, you must be happy only five days to the election, which means five days more and

the political ads will stop on television.

Yeah, so by the time I talk to you next week, either I will be in a very good mood or

we'll be broadcasting from Canada.

Oh, it's getting scary out there.

Not just the bomber guy last week, but now you saw in Pittsburgh, it was a horrible shooting

at a synagogue, and they asked Trump not to come, and he shows up anyway.

Who crashes, who crashes a funeral?

What sort of an asshole does a thing like this?

And then he made the visit all about him.

Of course, he tweeted, I'm Lonnie and I were treated very nicely.

It was a small protest, was not seen by us.

Oh, good. I'm so glad his majesty didn't have to see the peasants.

And then Mike Pence gave a rally in Michigan, and he was commenting on the anti-Semitism,

and said he condemned it.

And then he asked a leader in the Jewish community to get up and say a prayer.

And I turned out the guy was a Jew for Jesus, which is not a Jew.

That's called a Christian, a Jew for Jesus.

That's like Catholics for condoms.

It's...

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