Bonus Bill – Ep. #436
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2017
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you both, how are you? |
| 0:07.0 | Oh, these people. Thank you very much. |
| 0:10.0 | Wow. You're good. |
| 0:12.0 | You know why they're happy because they're in California, where... |
| 0:16.0 | We're just on fire. No one's drowning here, right? No one? |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, what a time. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:26.0 | No one's drowning here, right? No one? |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, what a time. We've had Texas, right? |
| 0:31.0 | Last week, and now Florida. |
| 0:33.0 | Have you seen that? Hurricane Irma bearing down on Florida, but we are prepared. |
| 0:38.0 | FEMA is ready. Trump is ready. |
| 0:40.0 | They have moved Eric Trump indoors, so he doesn't look up with his mouth open and drown. |
| 0:46.0 | There's nothing... not one of the braggared Trump stuff. |
| 0:50.0 | So until Irma passes, a regular Florida stories, sex with your teacher, |
| 0:59.0 | calling 911 for pot, and robbing the pigly with the dildo, |
| 1:06.0 | will be suspended until the storm passes. |
| 1:11.0 | But Florida can take solace in the fact that they are soon going to get a visit |
| 1:15.0 | from the Comforter in chief, as we call the president, |
| 1:19.0 | because you saw Trump in Houston. |
| 1:21.0 | At one point, he said to the group of people, |
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