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Lovett or Leave It

Bolton Bucket List

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Trump hires John Bolton, congratulates Putin, attacks Mueller, loses his lawyer, and confronts very detailed accounts of marital affairs and efforts to cover them up. Plus, young people lead a march against gun violence, Mark Zuckerberg defends Facebook on TV, and Cynthia Nixon it turns out is not the character she played on Sex and the City. Recorded live in DC, Symone Sanders, Wesley Lowery, and Mitra Jouhari join Jon to break down a week of news that somehow seems more packed with crazy than usual, if that's possible.

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0:00.0

Music

0:18.0

What?

0:19.0

This is a DC

0:23.0

Oh man

0:26.0

Thank you

0:29.0

It's great to be here at the improv in DC

0:36.0

I lasted on this stage in 2010

0:42.0

It's true where I battled Grover Northwest to be named Washington's funniest celebrity

0:52.0

Good for me

0:55.0

The loud response in DC is very heartening but it does make me feel sad

1:04.0

Because I know the deep well of just dark clouds, book three hunger games

1:16.0

Life, you're leading in our nation's capital

1:22.0

I mean it is grim, it is grim walking down the streets in this city now

1:29.0

I lived when I don't know if you guys know this but when I lived here, Barack Obama was president

1:39.0

I was thinking before this show began about a film called The Bucket List

1:47.0

It starred Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman

1:54.0

They were older gentlemen, I believe one of them had some kind of an illness and they created a list

2:00.0

A bucket list

2:03.0

Now I have not seen the film but I imagine

2:08.0

I imagine in the end the bucket list is the friends you make along the way

2:13.0

I raised this only to say that on April 9th John Bolton will be named National Security Advisor

2:22.0

And I would suggest getting out a pen and paper and making a list

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