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🗓️ 27 October 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Niccole Thurman is here in person for the first time and she's fresh from the wedding of the century! Jordan Morris is also here and he's fresh from Van Nuys where he was shopping for bolo ties. Did he purchase the most amazing but also expensive one you need to hear about to believe? Also wasn't there a Vanna White video? Am I losing my mind. Plus a swimming acquired fungus, Jordan's passion for texture, some heated words about salt water taffy, my innocent transformation into a grandmother except I refused to let it happen, old people candy, The Super Bowl Shuffle, Halloween and so much more.
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0:09.6 | best friend show. |
0:11.8 | Tonight, Alison summons her ghouls. |
0:15.2 | She is a Thessian who has disembodied such iconic roles as Javajar, Ultra Death Woman, |
0:21.6 | and Squiddly Diddly. |
0:23.6 | It's Nicole Thurman. |
0:26.0 | He's a dramatist and a jelksmith who is not one of the hitchhiking ghosts, but he will |
0:31.5 | be following you home. |
0:33.6 | It's Jordan Morris. |
0:35.4 | Don't zone his ear to distract what's left of your wife's dwindling attention with the |
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0:46.9 | I'm her long suffering husband, Daniel. |
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1:38.4 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend, that particular |
1:42.8 | seasonal Carbo Hydrae was sent in by Brett Krueskop on Patreon. |
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